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User:sparky77 (738328) Paid User
You Bring the Devil
I'll Bring the Pain
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Birthdate:10-21
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Bio:There once was a Pirate Queen,
who acted a little obscene.
She forced her Orlando
to just go commando
and her jealous friends all turned green.

This queen, with her fondness for pranks,
said "hey, let's go rob some banks.
we can go steal some money
and if anyone looks at us funny
then, arrgh, I'll make them walk the planks!"

Enemies? Yes, the queen had a few.
First just Bean, but the list grew and grew.
Now no one is immune,
except maybe Boone,
and the boys with which he flew.

One on her list may seem absurd
but our pirate will flip him the bird
saying "Go away Dumbledore,
you filthy old whore,
you're just an manipulative bastard!"

Lotrips was the queen's latest scene,
but of some things she wasn't too keen.
She cried "Viggo, shave off that moustache,
it's giving poor Orli a rash
and makes you look as evol as the Bean."

We're now at the end of this limerick
and time to reveal my little trick:
I wrote not a rageful spew,
but an ode to the Q
who is one piratey chick!

(Epic Limerick courtesy of the amazing [info]finitejester37)

Welcome to the Naughty Corner. I got sent here so often I decided to make it my home. Grab a lolly and take a seat. Good behavior will not be tolerated.

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